Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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