I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
worst night to have a conscience
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
