We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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