so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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