is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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