he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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