just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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