If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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