she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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