Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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