no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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