You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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