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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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