ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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