i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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