People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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