When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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