She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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