on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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