all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
