Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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