Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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