we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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