How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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