your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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