We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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