U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Floor bacon is actually really good
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