hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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