So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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