"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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