just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
