so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
there was a trapeze. enough said
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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