How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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