btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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