nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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