YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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