His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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