At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
His nipple licking is glorious
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