the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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