Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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