i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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