You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Randomize
