It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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