is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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