talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
only if we run a train.
done.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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