you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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