I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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