So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
