There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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