We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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