i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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