:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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