spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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