Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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