i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I believe in your delicious
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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