I'm going to jail i love you
I can text with my tongue
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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