i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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